[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Do you guys ever wish that your dad was a hotel magnate who was deliberating to whom to relinquish control of his company, and because of your aimless, indulgent lifestyle, he offered to give the company--your heritage and inheritance!--to his unethical and dastardly business associate unless you went back to school, starting with kindergarten, and completed your ...