Forget It, Jake, It’s Laser-Eyed Demon-Sheep Town
After Carly Fiornia accused her opponent of being a laser-eyed demon-sheep, the democrats have responded back by accusing Carly Fiorina of being...a laser-eyed demon-sheep? No wonder the voters of California are frustrated! They are tired of having to choose between the lesser of two evil laser-eyed demon-sheep!
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