Forget It, Jake, It’s Laser-Eyed Demon-Sheep Town

After Carly Fiornia accused her opponent of being a laser-eyed demon-sheep, the democrats have responded back by accusing Carly Fiorina of being...a laser-eyed demon-sheep? No wonder the voters of California are frustrated! They are tired of having to choose between the lesser of two evil laser-eyed demon-sheep!