YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE HAS A REAL LOVE OF POETRY (PROBABLY?). ANYWAY, I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE YOUR TIME TODAY TALKING ABOUT WHAT ...