Brian Dunkleman! Remember him! He co-hosted the first season (and as far as I am concerned, the ONLY season) of American Idol with Ryan Seacrest. And then he disappeared. Forever. Banished to some kind of Post-Fame Hellscape, like the sad, barren, Phanton Zone in the 1984 film adaptation of Supergirl, only to reappear every few years as a casually tossed-off ...