Look, as one website has already pointed out, this whole thing is basically in-fighting among millionaires, and it's not like any of us are confused about the fact that there are real things going on in the world as we speak (if anyone knows what I am talking about, it is these guys). But it's either this or talking about Channing Tatum's DICK, which I refuse to do. I'm a human being after all, and I have self-worth.
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