[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] I'm not going to lie, I laughed through most of this story. HOW ELSE WAS I TO KEEP FROM CRYING? Obviously, I am glad that Hayden Wright is OK, and that "he wants to get in trouble and go to jail because that's where his daddy is" was not prematurely etched onto any tombstones. But you have ...