2:22 PM EDT on October 5, 2009
Wait, Levi Johnston is the official spokesperson for pistachio nuts? What's next? HENRY HAGER SELLING FOOT SALTS? (Henry Hager is married to Jenna Bush, and I have no idea what foot salts are. My point is that this is weird and huh?)
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