A Heathers reboot? For TV? Right. Big fun! Teenage Suicide, just do it. That's how it goes, right? From Variety: Dear Diary: Fox is developing a contemporary take on the 1989 Christian Slater/Winona Ryder feature "Heathers." Dark comedy will be adapted for TV by scribe Mark Rizzo, with an assist from "Sex and the City" alum Jenny Bicks. Sony Pictures ...