It’s A Shark With A Penis In Its Mouth Kind Of Day

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"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't received an email in three hours and the biggest news story of the day is how the McAfee corporation is using Jessica Biel to sell anti-virus software. It's like 28 e-Days iLater around here. Hello? London? (Via Lindsayism.)