UK Film Executive 1: We need an idea for a movie, guv'nah. UK FIlm Executive 2: Yes, guv'nah, well I was thinking, guv'nah, what about The Picture of Dorian Gray? That ought to put a dash of the old wooly bully in the Queen's crumpet!* UK Film Executive 1: That's a good idea. From now on, though, let's talk about ...