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Meat Loaf Will Do Anything For Cash, And He Will Do This (Get It?)

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OK. I had been wondering for weeks why A1 had changed its slogan to "A-1 Steak Sauce: TIME TO TRIP BALLZ." New direction. That bottle of sauce is TOO BIG. Check this out! Hahaha! Whoa!

They have another slogan, which is "A-1 Steak Sauce: Meatloaf's life seems kind of depressing." Dinner for one, please. No pants, bathrobe, some slippers: YES SERVICE. (Sorry. For everything.)

Also, why is Meat Loaf everyone's favorite spokesperson? He could not even sell me on his own music. ZING Hurts!

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