His new song (via LaughingSquid) is actually kind of depressing. And dude isn't even pardoying anything! [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Obviously, in the land of the 14-year-old, Weird Al Yankovic is king. But how many of our tiny babies are going to relate to a song about a failed actor spending his days giving Disneyland tours of a plastic safari as ...