I know that this reporter is just trying to put food on his family, and it's not like he comes down to the drunk heckler's work and knocks the basket of chili-cheese-fries soaked in half a spilled beer with three cigarette butts in it off of his belly, where it was resting, as if his belly is a table. But the fact of the matter is that fucking with reporters is never not funny. FACT.
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Wait, no, I changed my mind. Fucking with reporters is never not funny until you get straight punched shoved in the face by a reporter. Can you do that? This is clearly the reporter's first day on the job, and he just came here from an alternate universe where video cameras only record sound, and YouTube is a website of user-uploaded wood carvings. How else to explain the fact that he just punched shoved a dude in the face after pushing him a whole bunch? Whoops! You can't do that on television. Somebody slime this fool.
That'll teach him. (Video via Lindsayism.)
