There's a disturbing new trend emerging, you guys. It appears a lot of people are committing suicide after learning of the death of Michael Jackson. Now, I know that this is easier said than done, but how about people don't do that. Because that is fucking insane.
Wouldn't you agree, Reverend Jesse Jackson?
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"I agree with Gabe, let's not commit suicide because of Michael Jackson. That is sad, and also weird. Byee!"
--Reverend Jesse Jackson
I am looking at the man in the mirror and I am asking him to not kill himself. It doesn't matter if you're black or white, please don't kill yourself. Don't kill yourself, Dirty Diana.
This terrifying world makes literally no sense. Incidentally, the number of Michael Jackson related suicides cited in the video is seven, but other reports put the number at 12. Just in case you were like "this story isn't :( enough 4 me." (Via ONTD.)
