This lady named Cameron Diaz, whoever that is, got her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last night, thereby lowering the value of all of the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I am just kidding. About not knowing who Cameron Diaz is. I know who she is. I'm a professional. But I'm not kidding about being confused as to why she is getting her star now. It must have been the infamous What Happens in Vegas bump.
The only other reason I can think of is because all of the following people* already have their stars:
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas
- Pauly Shore
- Laurie Metcalf
- Andy Milonakis
- Michael Clarke Duncan
- Victoria Jackson
In that case it would only be fair for Cameron Diaz to receive what is clearly no longer an honor. Either that or a bunch of Hollywood Walk of Fame Stars fell off a truck, and someone's cousin needed to sell them fast.
*Sincerest apologies to Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Pauly Shore, Laurie Metcalf, Andy Milonakis, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Victoria Jackson. No offense, you guys!
