The 1980's and '90s spawned a treasure trove of anti-child-abuse PSAs and Very Special Episodes, and the archeologists over at Everything Is Terrible are still sorting them all out. But what I want to know about this latest one, Stranger Danger, is this: why does everyone want to molest this goofy alien thing?:
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Also, it's not even a child! It's just an alien with bad clothes and a bike. Who apparently wants to eat a goldfish. And is very easy to kidnap.
