Sorry guys. It's barely even lunchtime (as if there would ever be a good time for this). This is awful and inappropriate. It is also hilarious. Usually, of course, Videogum does not cover "blind items" because we can barely deal (on an existential level) with regular celebrity gossip, much less secret coded celebrity gossip that involves guessing. Isn't the whole point of celebrity gossip to distract people from the dull misery of their own lives? And now I am supposed to intellectually engage with this garbage? No thank you! But this blind item is pretty incredible. From Popbitch (via Gawker):
Which huge 90s comedy star wasn't just a star of the TV screen - he also had a special treat for his partner? On special occasions he'd agree to proclaim his famous catch-phrase, as he came on his partner's face.
Hahah. Gross. But also amazing.
"What's the deal with the cum on your face?"
--Jerry Seinfeld
This is basically Best New Party Game After Hours.
