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That’s Your Boyfriend: Sugarcreek Township News Team

10:15 AM EDT on June 10, 2009

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It's weird how your boyfriend, the channel 7 affiliate for the Sugarcreek Township area's news team, is so insistent on broadcasting footage of dudes who are at worst mildly confused exhibitionists. Take, for example, your boyfriend's recent report on a man who was arrested for wearing a woman's bathing suit. Really? He wasn't even wearing a bikini, but rather a tasteful, unrevealing one piece bathing suit. Whether or not it was appropriate for your ex-boyfriend, the Sugarcreek Township Police, to arrest him for what feels like a pretty harmless "crime" is another discussion altogether. There are some reports that the man was harassing young women, and that is not cool. But if that is the case the man is probably in need of some professional help. From doctors. And it definitely seems like your current boyfriend, the channel 7 affiliate for the Sugarcreek Township area's news team, could have done without the SLOW MOTION reveal of the man's stuffed chest exit from a police cruiser. One does not get the sense that your boyfriend's behavior in any way makes the community safer from a dangerous criminal, and that it was much more an act of lazy ha-ha journalism that preys off of the suffering of others to build a sensationalistic piece of non news. The interview with a random dude who reinforced "what we've all been thinking," that the world is a "safer place" now that a lonely man with slightly unorthodox taste in swimwear is behind bars and publicly humiliated via this miserable fucking joke of a news network, was a nice touch. I hope he catches lots of fish!

Seriously, you should talk to your boyfriend about this. He's kind of a dick. (Via BuzzFeed.)