Lesser Evil trailer, you guys:
"Why don't you stop being a badge for just a minute."
--Your Tombstone
Just to get this straight: a fashion designer for TJ Maxx was punched in the stomach and raped by a government informant but also he is a Northeastern Terrorist (?) and then she gets shoved in a parking lot by someone who has always wanted to go to an Eyes Wide Shut party but can't afford the valet fees and she goes to court but the judge is like "Overrulled!," and someone on a BlueTooth is like "they're taking all our fiiillllles." Then the government is like "if you accuse someone of rape who is a government informant we are going to make you go to a mental hospital, because conspiracies!" and she is like "I'm taking justice into my own hands because this is one fashion designer who is pret-a-shooter."
This has to be straight-to-DVD because even third-market cable companies are like "Sorry, it seems like the 3-6AM slot is taken that night?"
"What night?"
"All of them."
