Haha. Look at him! Total M&M head. Legend tells that if you stare into a mirror and say "Candyman" three times Michael Bay will appear and give you a delicious treat (his face?).
WHAT IS THIS AD? This ad makes me feel insane. When I look at this ad I feel like Ashton Kutcher in the Butterfly Effect. I feel like somehow the world has changed and become unrecognizable and if I could just go back in time and do things over, I could fix it. Maybe if I had only strangled myself with my umbilical cord in my mother's womb none of this would have ever happened.
What is this ad trying to say? That when you see Transformers 2: The Edge of Reason it will seem like the movie was directed by candy? That candy needs to shave? That candy needs a megaphone? That candy is FUCKING TERRIFYING? Michael Bay probably masturbates to this poster. Gross, sorry. But he probably does. Constantly. He just takes off his pants, puts on his coat, and yells ACTION! (Seriously, why can't I stop talking about this?) Michael Bay melts in your mouth? ENOUGH!
TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS HAT, YOU STUPID CANDY!
