Today's offering from the Onion News Network takes a swipe at the restaurant that has replaced Simpsons-victim Arby's as America's culinary punching bag with a report on Obama's first trip to Denny's and his subsequent "drastic scaling back ofhis goals for America." After the President's trip to Denny's, he's laying out new, more manageable goals that our country might have a chance of achieving, such as: "Avoid telling your child his placemat drawing is "real shit." and "Stop getting Tweetie Bird tattoos." The primary joke of Idiocracy will never stop being relevant. (Some NSFW language.)
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
Poor Denny's, no matter how many times they change the font of their logo and launch a quarterly overhaul of their ad campaign, we'll still remember that they were racist and their food is terrible. (Also, from the scrolling news: "Paramount Pictures signs deal to make American version of Slumdog Millionaire.")
