Patton Oswalt was a surprise-ish guest on Friday's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, where Conan joked about losing his job after Patton said that audience applause for his recent new baby was "technically for his balls." Patton also did a bunch of new bits about his new life as an exhausted, unshaven, unbathed father and how it got him out of a parking ticket, and about how he's becoming "b-word fat" -- people can tell he's fat just by hearing him say words that have a "b" in them, all the while sitting disturbingly close to first guest Ryan Seacrest. Patton hasn't made any appearances in a while, so I can't believe he didn't say anything about Domino's new edible pasta bowls. Patton's full appearance is after the jump.
Hopefully when it comes to fatherhood Patton will follow in Louis CK's illustrious irreverent footsteps (so far, it seems likely with that Matrix story).
