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College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies

This is a relatively well-done (for what it is and what it's trying to accomplish) video for something called "College Weekend Workshop '09," which is presumably some sort of right wing propaganda-reinforcing pre-emptive brainwashing training camp that you send your perfect child to before they go off to college and get indoctrinated with concepts like the patriarchy and the value of the rainforest. It's funny because it's really really close to being an accurate depiction of a common college phase, but it gets a few things really off. Like: "Does anyone want to do some Tai Chi?"

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Nice literal tattoo sleeves! The funny thing about this, besides the bad acting, is that we all know that there's no way New Liberal Activist Kim would be pregnant. By the logic this video is itself stressing, Kim would have totally had an abortion! Or she wouldn't have gotten pregnant at all...because she would be a lesbian! But maybe they save the really terrifying scenarios for the parents who shell out for the workshop.

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