I'm not old enough to remember this commercial for Blue Stratos men's cologne, but it really puts a lot of SNL sketches into historical/satirical perspective. I've never seen a creepier, more rapey expression on a beautiful model's face. I wonder how many people unknowingly owe their lives to the power of Blue Stratos:
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Run, Tom Selleck! There's a roofie in your wine! I like how Mustache Guy plays the Little Red Riding Hood role in this commercial. He just thinks he's going out for a nice dinner with his best girl, so he put on his favorite cologne, but she has other ideas. For "something new"! (What did that even mean in 1985?)
