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After so many videos of people getting tazed by police, it's nice to see a victory for the tazees. Run, wizard! Be free! You earned it with your being completely nuts and your charming disregard for the English language (I am never in crime?). But man, it turns out Canadian stun guns are pussy, huh? That shit is like Red Bull to criminals. CANADIAN TAZERS GIVE ME WIIIIIINGS.
I know the video is kind of dark and blurry, so here is a better picture of the wizard:
It was Bruce McCulloch from the Kids in the Hall*. His only crime was changing his name, and causing all that cancer. (Via BuzzFeed.)
*It was not Bruce McColloch from the Kids in the Hall.
