If I hadn't looked into this infomercial for a "vision board," I would have thought The Onion had gotten into the infomercial parody game, but nope: it's real, it's ridiculous, and, predictably, it has something to do with The Secret! For just two easy payments of $19.99, you can have anything you want, whether it's "saving money, having a family, or just ("just") being able to do whatever you want." It's all possible with The Vision Board. Are you fucking kidding us? Whoever buys The Vision Board should not have been allowed to have $39.98 in the first place.
This is the infomercial version of that children's fable, Stone Soup. It sucks that all the magical wizards are going to lose their jobs now.
