There are a lot of ways to know how old you are. Like, looking at your birth certificate. Or asking your mom. Can doctors determine how old you are? Kind of, right? I'm not Professor Health, and while I don't think that doctors can tell you to the day or even the exact year that you were born, they can do some tests and figure out your general age probably, right? That sounds right. Obviously, it gets harder if you have Benjamin Button disease, but you don't, because Benjamin Button disease doesn't exist. (Oh, sorry, SPOILER ALERT!)
But there is another simple, easy-to-use, highly accurate test to determine your age. It just came out today, and it is very easy to use. Just watch the video after the jump, and depending on your reaction, we can know how old you are. It's basically infallible. There are no false positives. The wonders of science!
Did that 14-second clip from the Twilight sequel New Moon in which basically NOTHING HAPPENS mean something to you? Did it get you excited for the full teaser trailer premiering this Sunday during the MTV Movie Awards? Did you forward it to your friends on Facebook with the message "14 seconds in HEAVEN!"
Then it is a scientific fact that you are 12, maybe 13. Otherwise you were like huh? What just happened? Did something happen? I turned my head for one second to pay my rent and it was all over. This clip cracks me up. Teenagers are so weird. Turn down that noise. Hand me my walking stick. AND GET A HAIRCUT, YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL. (Via SocialiteLife.)
