Monster your boyfriend right here. Your boyfriend all over the place. What your boyfriend (and make no mistake, this guy is YOUR BOYFRIEND) says is NSFW, so headphones UP.
It's OK to propose to a guy, right? We're at that point, culturally. Go for it. When you go to pick him up from Logic Class at the University of Misogyny, just get down one one knee and you ask him to please make your vagina hurt for the rest of your life, the way God intended. Promise him that you won't enjoy it at all. Then call up your parents and apologize. (Via HolyTaco.)
