HBO has a new show coming out called Hung about a school teacher who becomes a prostitute. It is supposed to be quirky and lightly comic. Well that just sounds awful. Here is the trailer, you guys. SPOILER ALERT: it also looks awful:
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Wait, what? That's a show? That's not a show. How is that a show? This is an advertisement? Like in the way that an advertisement is supposed to sell you something? Because I am not sold. I am the opposite of sold. The worst part is that the pilot was directed by Alexander Payne. I like(d) Alexander Payne. Oh well, GOODBYE ALEXANDER PAYNE. You can just see the headlines now:
- Hung Is Flaccid
- Hung Does Not Satisfy
- Hung Is Inadequate
- Hung Prematurely Ejaculates
- Hung Is Like A Tiny Penis Compared To The Big Penises That Are Good TV Shows
- Hung Sucks Dick
You know, puns.
