This is a "real" Craigslist posting. Which is to say it is really on Craigslist. The content of the post is obviously fake.
Well, that was awful. Oh wait, it goes on (and on, and on):
Ideal candidates will be cunty females and will possess an eating disorder, a mild drug habit, have many sycophantic gay homosexual male friends who always tell them they are right, have bad relationships with one or more of their parents and have relocated to NYC from somewhere else that they now talk shit about.
You will be picked to live in a loft with 12 other "fag hags" and compete in contests such as: "Being A Cunt", "Eating a Dick", and "Sucking Up To Your Boss" for prizes including, but not limited to: food, nail polish, tampons, trips to places in Brooklyn, worthless praise, upper lip hair removal, self esteem, and manny/peddies.
You must be willing to have a replica of your very own pussy tattooed above your asshole for the season finale.
A professional background in Corporate Human Resources or Publicity will REALLY up your chances of getting selected cause every one knows this is where you find the cuntiest females!
Auditions to be held in Chelsea during the last week of May.
Send headshot, bio and emotional issues to epilepticarson@gmail.com
IN YOUR FACE, CUNTY WOMEN, THE ENTIRE HUMAN RESOURCES INDUSTRY, AND ALSO THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF CHELSEA! There is a link at the end which ultimately redirects you to this shithead's MySpace page. Top 8! Oh man, this guy is the best. I love how he not only takes women down a peg, FINALLY, but he also plays shitty music. 'Competing in a contest such as "Eating a Dick"', so funny, Lots Of Love. It really captures the essence of reality TV. This guy is like the Seinfeld of Craigslist. All in all, this whole thing is just perfect. And it makes sense, too. I'm pretty sure David Bowie got his start on the path to being one of the most respected rock musicians in the world by posting fake insufferable Craigslist ads for offensive joke reality shows. The best part is that posting job listings on Craigslist COSTS 25 DOLLARS. Worth every penny. Economic crisis, ECONIC SCHMRISIS.
He's all yours, Warden.
