This is a promotional video from the Ed Hardy website about the company's founder, Christian Audigier. It seems to have been made for the express purpose of reminding everyone that he is the worst, but it also reminds us that if you give celebrities enough free stuff they will pretend that you're not (the worst). Because they are also kind of the worst.
This thing is upholstered in wall to wall class. ET TU, CHEADLE?
There is so much Larry King in this video it's nuts. Larry King has his finger on the pulse of America*. He's like, "Mom, come pick me up from the mall." He's like, "Mom, I want a new bejeweled tank top with a dragon fucking a skull made of roses for my 900th birthday." Look at him:
BALLIN'. He beat up a 13-year-old girl and took her jeans and the cops won't say shit to him. He went to Christian Audigier's birthday party and took a dump in the chocolate fountain because HE GETS CONFUSED SOMETIMES.
What am I even talking about? Oh, right, Ed Hardy. Not good. (Thanks for the tip, Max.)
*You can make your own joke about the coroner having his finger on the pulse of Larry King, etc.
