Last September 11th, while the nation was never forgetting, Lauren Conrad announced that she had signed a book deal. WILL THE HORRORS NEVER CEASE? Today, People magazine has an exclusive look at an excerpt from Conrad's first young adult novel (the contract was for three books, because someone is a genius), and whoa, her ghostwriter can't write either! From People:
Paolo smiled at her. He had the cutest smile. "Hey, this may be a little forward, but ... could I call you sometime? Maybe we could go out for coffee or something? I just moved here from San Francisco, and I don't know too many people in town." Jane was taken aback by his boldness. They had met all of 60 seconds ago. Still, he did kinda look like a young Brad Pitt. Besides, when was the last time she'd been on a date? "Sure," she said.
"Great!"
Jane blinked. Oh, yeah. The cameras were still rolling. Paolo was being filmed. But he didn't seem fazed by it.
Of course it's about the star of a reality show drinking coffee. Of course it is. The rest of the book is scented stickers in the shape of martini glasses and tubes of spermicidal jelly. You know, I used to be all for getting children to read more, but now maybe not so much. "Don't you have any videogames to play?"
