Shia LaBeouf directed the music video for his friend Cage's new song, "I Never Knew You," and was nice enough to make a cameo. Thanks, pal. Where are the robots?
Hmm. That was not very good. Actually, Shia LaBeouf's weird non-sequitur dialog about post-break up dog ownership was probably the best part of that whole video. My apologies to him for implying that inserting himself into his directorial debut was kind of self-serving, especially since it overshadows his much lesser-well-known friend's work. Also, if you are such good friends with him, Shia, you should tell him to stop doing that stuff with his face and his voice where it looks and sounds like he's making fun of me for even listening to him. Friends don't let friends make that face and voice.
Hey Cage,
"My finger aching for your doorbell like a random blog"?
Whoops, you wrote that.
Love,
Lindsay Robertson.
