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You guys want to come over and play some Muscle March? SHIRTS OPTIONAL. We'll split up into two teams, as we always do, Pants and No Pants. Obviously, this is always problematic since everyone wants to be on Team No Pants, so during halftime we'll switch. I'll pick up a large jar of Vaseline in case our hands get sore. You know from all the videogames. Or whatever. Just in case. I'll have it, we don't have to put rules on it. It's like that old song goes, "I want to wad you up into my pants." Let's muscle! (Via BuzzFeed.)
