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There’s No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets

This is not the way any dude has ever lost his virginity, or come close to losing his virginity, ever in the history of the world:

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At first you think you're being preached to, and then it turns into hard core Rock 'N Roll with statistics to back up its message! My favorite part is when the guy takes the condom from the girl and stares at it and smiles. Foreplay! (Via Everything Is Terrible.)

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