Put away that bottle of Jolt Chest Hair Grower, and stop carrying around tampons that you yet to have a use for. The older version of yourself is here to tell you you are totally going to grow up to be cool! (Or "cool"). Thumbs up for inappropriate erections!:
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Bonus: dancing around with the puberty teacher at the end. The only thing that would make this better is if it were Christian. (The Christian puberty book they gave me, for example, contained the 7th-grade-legendary, highly quotable line "What a miracle of God the scrotum and testicles are!") We can all laugh now because it's over. (Via Everything Is Terrible.)
