Treasure Blind appears to be a movie about a schlubby, silent man who finds a treasure map in braille to the tune of a musak version of the "Steak Beef: It's What's For Dinner" commercial. Then a little blond blind boy shows up on his doorstep. Then suddenly, the little boy and the schlubby silent man are driving around together unsupervised by the boy's parents, Mr. Wizard-style. And then the boy says "God gave me 20/20 fingers."
And then, at the end, the silent man speaks!:
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I know the kid is talking about braille. But that's a weird line for a trailer that only has two spoken words of dialog, and you don't have to be a person whose full time job is to watch creepy things on YouTube to see blatant creepiness in places where it's not intended. Trailer-making must be so hard! I'm loving all these bad trailers, and I don't want them to ever stop making them, but why do so many bad trailers have that thing where they show characters SPEAKING but don't use the audio, they just play their trailer-music over people mouthing words? Doesn't Columbia Trailer School teach a class about how this is a bad idea? (Thanks for the tip, Adam!)






