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Florida Congressman Alcee Hastings, a Democrat, was trying to make some point yesterday, so he read a list of sexual practices and fetishes on the house floor:

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Congressman Hastings seems particularly upset by toucherism: arousal caused by surreptitiously touching the breasts, buttocks, or crotch of another person. He should probably stay away from the NYC subway. (Via Warming Glow, and also thanks for the tip, Mike!)

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