EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY
The cops are closing in on Jason Statham, who is shirtless and wearing nothing but black trousers and well-polished shoes. He is standing at the edge of the roof, ready to jump, but the cops already have their guns drawn.
Freeze, Jason Statham!
Jason Statham turns around, smiling. He raises his hands in surrender. In his right hand he is holding the satchel of Kominsky jewels. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Scottish professional BMX rider Danny McAskill rides in and snatches the satchel out of Jason Statham's hand and, doing a handstand on his handle bars, he karate kicks the cops in the face. Then he jumps his bike off the roof and pidgeon steps it down the fire escape. Incredible.
I have been double crossed!
Seriously, dude is really good at riding a bike.
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Plus, he uses Band of Horses for his X-Treme soundtrack, so you can't even hate him. (Via With Leather.)
