It has been said that you can judge a people by the infomercials created in hopes of separating them from their money. So, oops, Americans, the inventors think we need these disgusting contraptions just to complete the most basic personal hygiene: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] "Your bottom! Between your legs!" Yes, WE GET THE IDEA. Please just stop: Noted, but there ...