Before sharing the latest amazing Joel "Business Card Guy" Bauer video, in which he extols the benefits of a special new martial art he learned, and which, like the business card video and the packing video before it,is AWESOME, I just want to make something clear: I didn't put this video on the internet, he did, and I'm not making fun of his daughter, and in fact, I feel great sympathy/empathy for her. You will, too. Okay, that said, this is another crazy one you guys: Joel wants us to know that he and his daughter can both "do serious damage to another human being within a microsecond, whether they're carrying a gun, a knife, or a club." I'm scared! No, literally:
I have to commend Joel -- I laughed a genuine, non-ironic little laugh when he said of his eleven years of previous martial arts training: "I learned to dance." (Thanks to Nathan for the tip!)






