You Can Make It Up: Nicolas Cage Suffers Through The Economic Crisis
Nicolas Cage woke up in his California King-sized bed made of solid gold under sheets woven of unicorn hair farmed from his own menagerie. But rather than pushing the emerald button (made out of a giant real emerald) embedded in the the Swarovski crystal bedside table that opened the trap door in the floor and sent the bed (and the ...
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