The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big Hooters tips. I was expecting the tattoos. I wasn't expecting the gun: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] "Be who you wanna be: a miniature skank!" But really, this is sad. (Via Fey ...