The more dug-up videos I see, the more convinced I become that the 1980s was the most barbaric, un-self-aware, child-abusy, selfish, downright mean decade in our country's history. Of course, that can't actually be true, duh, but even the '70s had to be better. Further evidence: this how-to video for stage parents called "Getting Your Kids Into Commercials," in which ...