The year was 2009. Despite the long Iraq war and the looming Second Great Depression, American young people forgot their troubles by kicking off their shoes and swinging their hips to "The Paul Rudd Dance," named for the popular matinee idol: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Okay, it's just those girls, but that's adorable. Those are your girlfriends you wish. The first ...