Ummm: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Why, Fox News Business Analyst Dagen McDowell! Stop being so proud of that analogy! Though it's very 2009 of her. The 1850 version might have been "If you walk on the same side of the street as Uncle Sam without an escort, he will memorize the contours of your ankles and think about them later, while ...