It's Fashion Week, the most boring and offensive week of the year! I'm not saying that clothes aren't important. Obviously I don't want to see any of these women's naked bodies. But it's already bad enough watching these attention-unstarved melty-faced embodiments of everything that's wrong with America without celebrating the single most egregiously-self-serving, slap-the-poor-in-the-face industry of the modern world. You ...