A Chik-Fil-A employee in Fredericksburg, MD was assaulted recently ("Bovine Beatdown") while waving to cars in front of the restaurant in his cow mascot costume. Known creatively around town as "The Cow," the employee refused to show his face on camera for this local news story, though he was apparently more than willing to vamp it up as The Cow (bad idea hugging the little girl, though):
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The Cow didn't get a good look at his attacker (duh), and the police have no suspects or leads, which is strange, because all of us watching this know that it had to be TEENAGERS and that they should keep an eye out for clues on YOUTUBE.
