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U Can Touch This Oak Furniture

12:13 PM EST on February 26, 2009

To steal from the great Kurt Vonnegut: If MC Hammer came back and saw what was being done in his name, he would never stop throwing up:

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(Or Rick James, depending on your generation.) The lady is my favorite. The lady is everyone's favorite. God, do you realize how cheap the licensing fees for "Superfreak"/"U Can't Touch This" samples must be if the Oak Warehouse can afford it? It's almost depressing. (Via Paul Scheer.)