Half the nation is unemployed, so there are new drinking rules anyway. You may drink before 10 am if the weird people of Fox News find a way to say "bright blue scrotum" at least five or six times in one tiny clip (it's back up):
I like that mentioning the scrotum is actually unnecessary. Like, if you have a monkey running toward you with its teeth bared, are you really going to examine the monkey's scrotal hue before running away? The best part is, of course, when the first lady to say "bright blue scrotum" outright refuses to repeat it. Like, she has a framed famous quote on her office wall that says "Never let anyone make you say "bright blue scrotum" twice, for you are a special flower." - Oprah Winfrey. Also, it pains me a little that people at Fox News in the background are sitting around laughing at "bright blue scrotum," because that's what I would do. They're supposed to be evil! (Bright blue scrotum.) (Via Cajun Boy.)
